My New Employee

I had a very exciting time at the Yogurt Mill today. As I was getting ready to leave I went to get my stuff out of my office and was surprised to find it locked. I stood on my tip toes and peered through the glass and was even more surprised to find a naked woman bending over. At first I thought it was my employee coming in for the next shift, but then I saw a bunch of items spread out over some of our tables and realized that it was just some random person using my office. I asked the girl working at the time if someone asked to use it and she said no.

At this point I realized my purse with quite a bit of money was just hanging open in there so I started to get a little nervous. I peered in again and this time she was rummaging through my desk. I started banging on the door. She said " Come in I am all dressed now, I just need to brush my hair" I said,"This is my personal office you can't use it I am sorry" Her reply was that she was getting ready for work. I asked her where she worked and she replied ,"I work here!" I said "no, you don't". She informed me that she had worked the last five days straight. At this point I knew one of us must be crazy and I figured it wasn't me. I suggested to her that maybe she worked at the other Yogurt Mill and was really confused. She didn't like that suggestion.

I quickly told my actual employee to then call security as I continued to argue with the woman about her position at my store. She wanted to speak to the manager after I informed her I was the owner and I thought I knew who my employees were. She then demanded I pay her for her last five days of work and to get her time card. I said we didn't have time cards. She then wanted my name so she could report me. She said "it's Heather right". I said,"yes, Heather".

Security finally arrived to escort her out and as I was getting in my car to leave I noticed I had an unknown phone in my purse and that it must have been hers. I gave it to the security guard who ran after her down the street to return it.

It wasn't until I arrived in Alpine later that I then discovered a bottle of pills she had stuck in my purse as well. She must have thought she was going home with my bag after her shift. As to why she was naked in my office I do not know. She walked out with nothing in her hands. All I can figure is that she took off her clothes and was so out of it she put the same ones right back on.

And just when you thought the whole thing couldn't get any weirder. I was pulling out of Fashion Valley tonight six hours later and who did I see? None other then my new naked employee sitting on the asphalt in middle of the parking lot. Mind you she wasn't naked this time, but she was being guarded by two security officers. I was going to swing by and give her her meds but I figured I would just give them to her tomorrow at work.